Indecisive Foodie T-Shirts

"Two eggs, any style? My mind is reeling."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Expensive greeting cards.

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Just too many choices.'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

'Decisions, decisions!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Supermarket Aisles.

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

"Good evening, I'm Ed, and I'll be waiting for your table."

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

Why we always fail.

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

'How about if I meet you halfway? I'll sit up straight but I won't eat my vegetables.'

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

Once chocolate bar. Colombian, Peruvian, Tibetan? 40 percent cocoa? 70 percent cocoa? 85 percent? 86.2 percent? With hazelnuts, almonds, walnuts, peanuts, sesame seeds, chili flakes, wasabi, kalamata olives? Chocolate! And a water. Bottled? Fizzy? Flavored? Vitamin-enhanced? Don't hurt me.

'I don't know -- what do people like me usually order here?'

GM food