Impulsive Shopper T-Shirts

Shopping for an exercise bike

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

"Patti, come here! Amazon doesn't have 'drunk shopping' as an option for return reasons!!"

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

Expensive greeting cards.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

It was an impulse buy.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Shopping Torture

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card