Impulsive Shopper Prints

Shopping for an exercise bike

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

"Patti, come here! Amazon doesn't have 'drunk shopping' as an option for return reasons!!"

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Expensive greeting cards.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

It was an impulse buy.

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

Shopping Torture

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'