Indecisive Individuals Gifts

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Procrastinators Incorporated

Expensive greeting cards.

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Just too many choices.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Supermarket Aisles.

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

Why we always fail.

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

Which magazine?

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

Once chocolate bar. Colombian, Peruvian, Tibetan? 40 percent cocoa? 70 percent cocoa? 85 percent? 86.2 percent? With hazelnuts, almonds, walnuts, peanuts, sesame seeds, chili flakes, wasabi, kalamata olives? Chocolate! And a water. Bottled? Fizzy? Flavored? Vitamin-enhanced? Don't hurt me.

"Where you want to hunt and gather tonight?"

'The books on decision making are either in aisle 2 or aisle 4...I'm not sure.'

Bills for Payment this Month.

"Yes or no?"

'Who knew you could have a moral debate over boxers versus briefs.'