Indecisiveness Gifts

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Just too many choices.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

'Decisions, decisions!'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

Supermarket Aisles.

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

Why we always fail.

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

Which magazine?

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

"You work here. You know the menu intimately. I'm sure you've tried it all, so your opinion is very important."

"Where you want to hunt and gather tonight?"