Indecisive Intellectual Gifts

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Procrastinators Incorporated

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Just too many choices.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

Supermarket Aisles.

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

"The report says our leadership skills are poor, what can we do?"

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

Why we always fail.

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

Which magazine?

Can't you decide what you want? Is that a trick question? Menu.

'Do you have trouble making decisions?' 'Can I get back to you on that?'

'The books on decision making are either in aisle 2 or aisle 4...I'm not sure.'

"Yes or no?"

Bills for Payment this Month.

Buttons at elevator: Up, Down, Undecided.