Indecisive Experts Gifts

Procrastinators Incorporated

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Business cartoon of businessman in his office, a stop sign and nameplate that reads 'decisions stop here'.

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

The emergence of a leader.

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

"The Woofs have it."

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

"Why is it always me who has to make all the decisions?"

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Supermarket Aisles.

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"Our scientists say it would be a public health hazard, but market research shows it would sell like hot cakes - what do you think?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"The report says our leadership skills are poor, what can we do?"

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

Why we always fail.