Indecisiveness Expert Gifts

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Procrastinators Incorporated

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Just too many choices.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

The emergence of a leader.

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

"Why is it always me who has to make all the decisions?"

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Supermarket Aisles.

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

Why we always fail.

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

Which magazine?

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

Can't you decide what you want? Is that a trick question? Menu.

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'

'The books on decision making are either in aisle 2 or aisle 4...I'm not sure.'

Carl was never one to waver. He always changed his mind with great determination.