Indecisive Thinker Gifts

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

Yes or No.

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

Which magazine?

Starbux. I hate getting stuck behind this guy!

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Which movie do you want to see?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Procrastinators Incorporated

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Just too many choices.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

Supermarket Aisles.

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

"The report says our leadership skills are poor, what can we do?"

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

Why we always fail.

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

Can't you decide what you want? Is that a trick question? Menu.

Once chocolate bar. Colombian, Peruvian, Tibetan? 40 percent cocoa? 70 percent cocoa? 85 percent? 86.2 percent? With hazelnuts, almonds, walnuts, peanuts, sesame seeds, chili flakes, wasabi, kalamata olives? Chocolate! And a water. Bottled? Fizzy? Flavored? Vitamin-enhanced? Don't hurt me.

'The books on decision making are either in aisle 2 or aisle 4...I'm not sure.'