Indecisive Thinker Gifts

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

Yes or No.

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

Which magazine?

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Which movie do you want to see?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Just too many choices.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

Supermarket Aisles.

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

"The report says our leadership skills are poor, what can we do?"

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

Why we always fail.

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

'The books on decision making are either in aisle 2 or aisle 4...I'm not sure.'

'Who knew you could have a moral debate over boxers versus briefs.'

Bills for Payment this Month.

"I need to go out... I want to stay in..."

"Still can't decide? Gee, why doesn't that surprise me?"