Indecisive Voter Gifts

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Expensive greeting cards.

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

'Just too many choices.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

On - Undecided - Off switch

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

'Decisions, decisions!'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

Supermarket Aisles.

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

Why we always fail.

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

Which magazine?

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

"Where you want to hunt and gather tonight?"

'I don't know -- what do people like me usually order here?'