Ravenous Reader Mugs

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

Television Readers.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

The Daily Fury

TV vs Reading

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Casual skydiving.

Man reading in lamp

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

Misery lit...

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Snowman outside library.

Law Books

Success Without Effort

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"