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Casual skydiving.

A Hole in the Dike

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Fish or Cut Bait

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Stonehenge Books

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Proposal on a snowboard

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Book Shop

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab