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Casual skydiving.

A Hole in the Dike

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Stonehenge Books

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

Proposal on a snowboard

Book Shop

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."