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"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

Horned.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Fossil hunting

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Scuba Diving Devil

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

'Are you sure this is legal?'

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

Ocean Views

I've decided to get Elon Musk to send me for a trip around the moon in two years. I set up a Gofundme page to crowdsource money for it. My goal is to raise ten billion dollars. That shouldn't be too hard, considering there are seven billion people on earth. Non of whom are going to give you a dime. I hope not. That would only come to seven hundred million. Annoyed? How'd you like to send me far away? Here's a link to my Gofundme.