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"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"Meet The Author"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Reading my Critics

Honoré de Balzac

John Bunyan

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Moses as a child.

Noah's ark, many lions

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Meet the author

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

A.M Gorky

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "