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Dante Alighieri.

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Out To Lurch

John Bunyan

Joan Hickson

Iliadette.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Gunter Grass

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Stephen Spender.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Treasure Island Book.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Lend me your ears

To read or not to read?

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Tower Hamlets

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Noel Coward.