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'Do you want to hear my new ring tone?'

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

'...what's this stuff about the CEO being 'a tragic figure...'?'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Oliver asking for more

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration: "'War and Punishment'...it''ll make us a fortune."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'What happened to your windmill?'

Dr Blimber's Academy

Paul's Exercises

Nicholas congratulates Arthur Gride on his wedding morning

'He's developed a taste for the classics.'

"I'm not late! You're early!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"The classics can be so intimidating."

Two Voices in the Air (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

The Break-Down

Mr. Claypole as he appeared when his master was out

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Little Dorrit leaving The Marshalsea

Mr Pinch Departs

Unfortunately Dracula had forgotten all about daylight saving time.

Rudyard Kipling

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

Dante Alighieri.

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

'Oh-oh - Here comes that dirty old philosopher again.'

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Portos, Aramis, D'Artagnan and Derek

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."