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'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

John Bunyan

Gunter Grass

Archival Warfare

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Swells - Men's Fashion

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

The evidence destroyed

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Ivan Turgenev

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

1950's.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

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Cures for Ye Plague

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'The gods are perplexing.'