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'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Meet The Author"

John Bunyan

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Swells - Men's Fashion

Shakespeare's Brain

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

The evidence destroyed

Ivan Turgenev

1950's.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

Cures for Ye Plague

IMHOtep

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Pamplona Station

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'The gods are perplexing.'