Holy Book Enthusiast Pillows

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"Meet The Author"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

Honoré de Balzac

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

John Bunyan

"I try to write a little bit every day."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Noah's ark, many lions

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Moses as a child.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Meet the author

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

A.M Gorky