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Maxim Gorky.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Two Generations of Readers

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Redlaw and the Phantom

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Bront?saurus.'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Jane Austen

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

"I dropped my goblet!"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Book

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"