Heritage Readers Pillows

Maxim Gorky.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Two Generations of Readers

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Redlaw and the Phantom

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Bront?saurus.'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Jane Austen

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Print Suicide

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Book

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Welsh Lady

Bib's E-Book Readers.