Heritage Researcher Pillows

"Gerald took a home DNA test and it claimed he was 0.5% Cherokee Indian."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Gone Fishing

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Planner at work.

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!