Heritage Researcher Pillows

"Gerald took a home DNA test and it claimed he was 0.5% Cherokee Indian."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Gone Fishing

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Planner at work.

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.