Heritage Hunters Pillows

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"There's more inside."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Gone Fishing

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Evo-Tourists

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Scot country dancing,

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Welsh Lady

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Antique oriental carpets.