Heirloom Hunters Pillows

'What's the matter? Last night you thought getting engaged with my grandmother's wedding ring was a romantic idea.'

"I daresay you can't wait to get your hands on my royal teapot collection."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"It was her mothers"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Old Spice

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

The Lost Tribe

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Antique silver

Shoppers

"I'll take it."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'Quick,quick! Help! Umbrella stand bandits!'

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!