Modern Heirloom Collector Pillows

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"It was her mothers"

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

Primitve God symbol

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"

Removal Van.

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

"See their cave paintings - all bought in."

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

New summer barbie doll.