Modern Heirloom Collector T-Shirts

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It was her mothers"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Primitve God symbol

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"

Removal Van.

"See their cave paintings - all bought in."

New summer barbie doll.

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'