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"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Mythical Family of Four.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"It was her mothers"

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

Leap Heir

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

Mr. Haredale bestows his niece's hand

'One day all this will be yours... thank god!'

'Undamaged, it would have been worth a small fortune...'