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"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Mythical Family of Four.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"It was her mothers"

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

Leap Heir

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

"He didn't leave much - just a lot of unanswered questions..."

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

Mr. Haredale bestows his niece's hand

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

"Three generations of football"

'One day all this will be yours... thank god!'