Heirloom Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Heirloom tomato.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

I love the Shard

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"It was her mothers"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Welsh Lady

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'So what do you do?'

Greece

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"Almost 30 percent of teachers assign extra reading during Hispanic Heritage Month."

"How I deplore this senseless destruction of our historic landmarks!"

A Paper Shredder Prototype.