Heirloom Enthusiasts Mugs

Heirloom tomato.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

I love the Shard

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"It was her mothers"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Welsh Lady

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'So what do you do?'

Greece

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"I'm going to check out a couple of antiques." "Good luck with your breast exam."

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."