Heirloom Enthusiast Mugs

'Undamaged, it would have been worth a small fortune...'

'Absolute rubbish, worth nothing. You greedy old devil!'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Son, take this watch. My father stole it from an Englishman and I'm sick of taking heat from interpol."

"My dad gave me this watch. It belonged to my great grandfather who fought in a few wars. It's like 100 years old."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

I love the Shard

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was her mothers"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Books of Tablets

"I'm still looking, sir?"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Welsh Lady

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Antique silver