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Heirlooms of Tomorrow

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

I love the Shard

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"It was her mothers"

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."