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"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"It was her mothers"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'One day this will all be yours.'

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"Growing old ain't for sissies, but at least I got to do all my lame-brained, half-witted stuff before the internet!"

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.