Heirloom Hunter Pillows

"I was hoping I could have something to remember you by. You know, like money."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"I found grandpa's old cough!"

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"There's more inside."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Old Spice

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'They're playing house.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

A man shoots at a drone.

Jean Philippe Rameau

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"I'll take it."

Antique silver

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

Real estate.

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'