Heirloom Hunter Pillows

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"I found grandpa's old cough!"

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"There's more inside."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Old Spice

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

'They're playing house.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Jean Philippe Rameau

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"I'll take it."

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Antique silver

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

Real estate.

Estate Agent Office

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

Antique oriental carpets.