History Hunter Pillows

"William dabbles in paleontology."

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

Noah's Ark: Still built one at a time.

Evo-Tourists

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'Aw, somebody blinked.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servicemen.

Southwark Fair.

Knight Golfing

'Where was the TSA?'

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Moses' Tablet

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

CIA report

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

That's What Happens

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"It is we."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"