History Discoverer Pillows

School kid discovering history books covered in cobwebs

At the Museum

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Servicemen.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Knight Golfing

Moses' Tablet

'Where was the TSA?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

CIA report

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"It is we."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Harry S. Truman

New Resident of Downing Street

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Un ballo in maschera

Caption Contest TK

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.