History Hunter Mugs

"William dabbles in paleontology."

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

Noah's Ark: Still built one at a time.

Evo-Tourists

'Aw, somebody blinked.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servicemen.

Knight Golfing

Moses' Tablet

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Where was the TSA?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

CIA report

Trump secret police

"It is we."

Paul Ree

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

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