History Explorer Mugs

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

Stamp Collecting

"That's really bad for your posture, you know?"

'Who am I? Where am I? What the heck is the Alamo?'

Giant's Causeway, No Leprechauns allowed.

'I need time off to cycle to a vegan picnic at Stonehenge.'

Peace in shackles.

"But what if one day they lose that savvy and revert to a literal reading?"

1970 vs 2020

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Are you covered in primordial slime again?"

Reincarnation Dept. Full discolsure: The more you go back, the more deja vu you experience.

Genealogy. Being a genealogist is a very satisfying job. I show people who their ancestors are and how they lived. My clients learn about their family's place in history! I always start a genealogical search by compiling marriage records. Of course, that makes sense ... You begin the examination of a family tree by counting the rings!

Turns out it's just a shopping list. Milk.

Mudlarking

Pagoda

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"You must stop digging up the past."

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

Robot Attack in Bath

Modest Mussorgsky

"Hang on, I'll see if he's in."

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

The gold fish at Hampton Court

"This is the spot I was telling you about."

Cycles of evolution and destruction

'He's searching for his roots.'

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'The guide said this winery has been here since 1245. I told you we should have left the house earlier.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

2012 Doomsday

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Mr. and Mrs. Jones's Walking Tour.