Heritage Hunter Mugs

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'I'm a Dutch American. What kind of an American are you?'

"...and to my beloved nephew, John... I leave the location of my secret fishing spot!"

"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"The owner says that his ancestors go back hundreds of years, but so do ours!"

"Since Gerald discovered he had 5% Viking DNA he insists on fitting in a bit of pillaging before tea."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"There's more inside."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Gone Fishing

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Evo-Tourists

Scot country dancing,

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Welsh Lady

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting