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The Artist

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Innovation & Calculation

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

My Hero

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

Do-over

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

Sitting man.

"If you don't go to school, how will you get a job you can work at eight hours a day, five days a week, for most of your adult life?"

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"