Existential Dreamer T-Shirts

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Pipe Dream.

Swinging on a star.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Lemniskate

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Citizen of the world.

"I always thought love made the world go round."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"It could never work between us."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Astronaut love

The world's most unemployable family

Moon

Moon and Star

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Great money scenes!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'