Immortal Dreamer T-Shirts

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

Swinging on a star.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Painting taking root...

Lemniskate

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"It could never work between us."

Moon

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"I always thought love made the world go round."

Astronaut love

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Jesus Christ

Moon and Star

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."