Eternity Dreamer T-Shirts

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Swinging on a star.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Lemniskate

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Moon

"I always thought love made the world go round."

Astronaut love

"It could never work between us."

Moon and Star

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Giant Insect Alien

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

"One day son, all this will be going with me."