Eternity Dreamer Mugs

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Swinging on a star.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Lemniskate

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Astronaut love

"It could never work between us."

Moon

"I always thought love made the world go round."

Moon and Star

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

Giant Insect Alien

God's Phone

"One day son, all this will be going with me."