Afterlife Dreamer Mugs

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"Is it kosher to say '#Blessed' on this post?"

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

"No... I was expecting something a little different too..."

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

Heaven: New Policy - You can take it with yu if we charge at 3% account maintenance fee.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

Swinging on a star.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"