Afterlife Dreamer Prints

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"Is it kosher to say '#Blessed' on this post?"

Well, my husband always said he want4d to come back as a bird.

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

"No... I was expecting something a little different too..."

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

Heaven: New Policy - You can take it with yu if we charge at 3% account maintenance fee.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Swinging on a star.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Needs to get a life"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

A surprise in heaven

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."