Immortality Dreamer T-Shirts

Death stares at stem cell research facility and imagines himself taking a vacation

Wanted to live forever, died trying.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"It looks like mankind only has 30 years till immortality." "What are you going on about?" "That's when we may be able to transfer our consciousness to non-biological hardware. Then we can live forever." "30 years. I'll still be here, so I'm going to live forever. But you'll already be long gone. Does it bother you that I'm going to be immortal and you're not?" "You're of the texting-while-driving generation. You won't be here in 30 years either." "Joke's on you, they revoked my license."

'It's the fountain of youth!'

On a late-night flight, fate presents Roger with a golden opportunity. Seizing the moment, he quickly adds two thousand years to his own life.

Pipe Dream.

Lemniskate

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Jesus Christ

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Cherub on a cloud

'What did He do before he was God?'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Geese and Angels

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Life on cloud 8

God's Phone

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"