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"It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it."

"Actually we were just looking for somewhere to warm up."

If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be? I'd totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body. That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000. Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he's concerned about mortality. Your answer should have been "nothing." The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy. I think I'd rather wait for the 7000-s. Stop it.

It looks like mankind only has 30 years till immortality. What are you going on about? That

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

"I recommend you invest in immortality drugs or time machines. You'll need one or the other if you ever hope to retire."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Fishing with God

The Salesman

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

ThrEschers.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Guru.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"All the celebrities come here."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."