Immunity Seeker T-Shirts

"I was hoping for a hug afterwards."

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

vaccine wars.

' A good idea '

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Robotic Man

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Ice fisher.

Robots In The Boardroom

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Early model of baggage claim"

The Salesman

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Rainbow Quartet

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

Breakthrough

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Skiing

Problem Solving

AI Safety Officer

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'