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Joe Biden Will Be a President for All Americans

Barack Obama Loves America

Equality

Healing the Heart of Democracy

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

It's the taking part that matters, not the winning.

What we need more of. . . Love plus Peace = A Uniting of America

Revolution

Peace

Multiculturalism

2021

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Meet the Enemy

The star hunters

The Salesman

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Is this who I am?"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Human Rights for All

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"You used to be that ambitious."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'