Traditionalist Dreamer T-Shirts

Where's the Walmart?

Pipe Dream.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Time for Tea!

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Baptism Then and Now

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Graffiti on guard's horse

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'