Theoretical Dreamer T-Shirts

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Stephen Hawking

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Pipe Dream.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

"And how would you like your steak?"

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Sleeping Beauty.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid